eBay Song Lyrics

eBay Song Lyrics
YeahA used ...
pink bathrobeA rare ...
mint snowglobeA Smurf ...
TV trayI bought on eBayMy house ...
is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBayI'll buy ...
your knick-knackJust check ...
my feedback"A++!"
they all say
They love me on eBayGonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)(From some guy)
I've never met in
NorwayFound him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what erev'll please
As long as I've got the doughI'll buy ...
your tchotchkesSell me ...
your watch, pleaseI'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale)
(Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y